nephilimgirlbooks:

I read so much gay fanfiction you could almost question my sexuality, except I’m a girl and I’ve never read a
lesbian fanfiction. I just… Really like the love between boys, okay?

khione-the-d-list-goddess:

checking the mtv fandom awards update like
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alienfucks:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

pantslesswrock:

theweirdostheoddballsandme:

anonymoussong:

DashCon 2014 was a ton of fun and super great (◡‿◡✿)

The admins did their best to make everything as wonderful as they could (◡‿◡✿)

There were no fights or arguments, just all love (◡‿◡✿)

If you shit talk about DashCon 2014, I will find you and skin you (ʘ‿ʘ)✿

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

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We’ve always been at war with Eurasia

plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

aquariusplanet:

alxbngala:

Polar bear cub climbing his mother [x]

like this ♥

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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