gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

oh-my-destiel-god:

intensional:

panicking about school but not doing anything about it

panic! at the school ft. fail out boy

sonoci:

miss-mioda:

tHIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSEL F

no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:

sonoci:

miss-mioda:

tHIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSEL F

no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:

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jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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starkidfanaticnumber394:

So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.

whorville:

[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

Glamour UK: What do you get riled up about in a feminist context?
Gillian Anderson: A lot. I have feminist bones and when I hear things or see people react to women in certain ways I have very little tolerance.
Glamour UK: But don't you feel sorry for modern men? Not knowing whether they should help us with our bags and open doors for us or whether we'll see it as an affront?
Gillian Anderson: No. I don't feel sorry for men.
gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

castielscamander:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

AIGHT SO BASICALLY YOU START ON ONE SIDE OF THE GYM, AT A STARTING LINE. WHEN THE BEEP COMES OUT SPEAKERS YOU DIDN’T KNOW EXISTED, YOU WALK/JOG/RUN TO THE LINE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GYM AND WAIT TILL THE NEXT BEEP. IT’S EASY AT FIRST, BUT THE TIME BETWEEN BEEPS GETS SMALLER AND SMALLER, SO YOU HAVE TO PACE YOURSELF AS YOU GO BACK AND FORTH. AT FIRST, YOU’RE LIKE “FUCK YEAH THIS SHIT IS EASY” AND THEN AFTER A COUPLE TURNS THE WHITE MAN’S VOICE SAYS “NOW STARTING LEVEL TWO” AND YOU’RE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK” BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T REALIZE ONE OR TWO SECONDS MADE SO MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE, AND YOUR AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION SYSTEM DOESN’T LET YOU STOP UNTIL YOU REACH A CERTAIN LEVEL